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I don't know
how much clearer we can be.

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The Party doesn't care
about you kicking Mothman

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into high-voltage fencing.

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Where's our
infrastructure bill?

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Where's our
Supreme Court stacking?

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Susan, come on,
it's my job to eliminate fear.

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That piece of shit's
been flying around,

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mothballing cheerleaders
for decades.

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Andre, I know you don't think
you work for The Party,

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but we sure as fuck
don't work for you.

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Your job is to support
our interests.

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Bye, Andre.

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Yeah okay, bye.

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Tony, set a meeting
with The Party --

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I'm starting to think
we shouldn't support Curtis

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for re-election.

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Totally.
He's a fluke one-termer.

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Did you hear that?

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You think he's still
on the call?

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Quietly listening
as insecurity sets in?

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Ugh.
Well, that went well.

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Oh, my god, this is why
I waved you out of the office.

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Sir, why didn't you
tell me about that call?

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It's my job to help
with Party drama.

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You think I give a shit
about The Party?

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When you need to know something,
you'll know.

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Like now.
You should know I gotta piss.

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♪ Mm, he's part robot,
he's part cop ♪

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Come see me.

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Hello?

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♪ Detroit streets
are safe as hell ♪

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Are you afraid?

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You're weak.

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You have a little dick
and balls.

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Shit.

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I'm just saying --
Seriously, Banks?

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Outside the bathroom?
Well you walked away before.

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Gather the staff.
We're going to Camp David.

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Camp David?
You're taking a vacation now?

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We leave in twenty.
Ugh.

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Don't ever stand around
waiting for him, okay?

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That's my thing.
How long were you behind me?

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If you're asking if I heard
you fart, the answer is yes.

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Are you trying to fart again,
what is wrong with you?

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"She can't touch you."
Yeah no shit, Truman.

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"Always jerk off
before you go,"

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how is that advice, Clinton?

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Useless.

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Should I read that too?

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Oh, are you a President?

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Because it's a book passed
down between Presidents.

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What are you, five?
Just tell me what's going on.

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When summoned to Camp David,
a President must undergo

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a test of mental will
at the hands of

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an ancient witch named "David".

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We're coming here
to mind duel with a witch?

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Not us, him.

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Alone, again.

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Solitarily.

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Oh, my god, guys,
it's nothing.

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She can't even touch me.

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I just have to
make it to sunrise

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without surrendering
my kingdom.

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Uhh...
She's ancient.

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The terminology
hasn't aged well.

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Sir?

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We're here.

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I thought it was a
test of mental will,

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why am I staring
at his bare ass?
Part of the ritual.

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Apparently the pact
was made by Roosevelt,

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the wheelchair one
not the mustache one.

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If you pass the test,
she remains tethered here.

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Hey.
You think he's gonna fire me?

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What?
Curtis. I dunno...

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Feels like he's not
telling me things on purpose.

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His job isn't to tell you shit.

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I've asked a lot about the witch

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and all he's told me
is she's basically

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like a sexy roast comic.

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Nothing to fear.
See you nerds after sunrise.

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So that's it?

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He just peaces out
until morning?

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What do we do?
We go to Camp.

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♪ Wolf is howlin, my guy ♪

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♪ Kum bay ya ♪

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Wow.

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I've never felt such an urge

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to give someone a swirly.

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Good luck.

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All the toilets here
are eco-friendly since Obama.

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Ugh, here come The Lifers.

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"The Lifers"?

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Yeah, White House staffers

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who have worked for
multiple administrations.

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You don't wanna
hang with them,

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they hate presidents.

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What? That's insane,
we work with Janice every day.

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Just trust me on this one.

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They're loyal
to the White House,

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we're loyal to Curtis.

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It's oil and waddles.

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You mean "water"?
Whatever, college.

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I'm gonna go sign up
for the canoes

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before Chomps bogarts
all the good shit.

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Hey what's up, guys.

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Janice, Chef Matteo,

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Michael in accounting,
Chief Usher Cherri.

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Love the jacket.
What are those stars?

109
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And an ice cream cone?

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Watch out guys,

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the new Temp's trying
to make small talk.

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Temp.
Dead Temp Walking.

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Okay you clearly know my name,
I'm your boss.

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Yeah, for now.

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Look at those pictures.
Look at 'em.

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Temps like you
leech onto a president,

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then poof, who gives a shit.

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That's why we put go hard

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for the nonpartisan side
of government,

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and let the manchilds
rise and fall like the McRib.

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This is my
eighteenth Camp David.

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Thirteenth.
Twenty-second.

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Oh, you know me,
I don't Camp and tell.

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Hey Cher, just signed us up
for axe throwing.

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Let's go, pussies.

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Whoo-hoo.
Oh, yeah.

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Enjoy it while you can,
Temp.

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In your job,
there's a good chance

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this is your last Camp David.

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Did I just get bullied?

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And did I like it?

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Oh, boy.

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Let the games begin.

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You've come
to challenge me again?

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Well, I think
you'll like my new form.

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Whoa...Oh...

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Oh, god. O-Okay.

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Did you skim an image
of a naked woman from my mind

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and think, "This, but
water balloon carnival game"?

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I mean you fully
skipped the nipples.

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Are you ready to surrender
your kingdom to me, Andre?

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Quit now, and release me
from this pact.

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Eh, I think I'll just
let you talk shit

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and make it to sunrise.

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Then you stay trapped here,

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and I'll go eat
an omelet or something.

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Ugh, I know you're just gonna
do the jump scare thing.

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Are you sure you
don't want to kiss me?

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Surrender to it.

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You're mist.
You can't even touch me.

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The more you believe,
the more tangible I become.

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Come on, I got all these boobs.

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I'm sorry but,
you just look ridiculous.

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As you wish.

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Ah, here we go,
twenty bucks says

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you're gonna be
someone from my family.

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Andre?

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Oh, my god,
you went straight for my mom??

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Son, I --
I never got to tell you

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before I died that you were

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a huge disappointment.

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My real mom
was scarier than that.

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Keep talking, you're making
me all sentimental.

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I worry about him out there.

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All alone in those woods.

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If you're worried,
go check on him.

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You think I don't want to?

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I'm rowing a canoe
in a full suit

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just in case Curtis needs me.

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I'm chaffing.
I dunno.

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I was talking with the Lifers,

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and what they said
kinda made sense.

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Like, are we putting
too much faith

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in this one guy?

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Are you fuckin' nuts?
What?

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I told you,
the Lifers wouldn't care

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if Curtis ate glass
through his dick.

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Dicks don't have mouths.

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Then how do we pee?

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Who we serve matters, Banks.

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You think I'm gonna take
a bullet for the next guy?

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Maybe the next guy
would actually tell us shit.

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Oh, my god.

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Why don't you
just admit that

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this isn't about
The Lifers at all,

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it's about Trent McGaffin.

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What? Who's Trent McGaffin?

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So you've never seen
the other hot guy

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who isn't me strutting
around the office?

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Yeah, right.
Unbelievable.

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Okay, so he's on
a whole different story.

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Whoo.

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Mark it.

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Two points for the cheek.

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Whattup Lifers.
You throwing axes?

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Uh, hit the bricks, Temp.

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00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,050
We reserved this spot.

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Yeah, well,
I was thinking about

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what you said and...

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Wait, is that a Xerox'd ass?

201
00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:10,931
Kennedy's.

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He used to write letters
on the back.

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The cheeks were
basically his wax seal.

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Let me guess,
you see a President's ass

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and you want to kiss it.

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Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

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"Oh, Mr. Kennedy."

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Mwah.
Uh-huh.

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Wow, that's humbling.

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Whoa.
That's ten points.

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Right in the crack.
That's an ass cheek turkey.

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00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,492
Put me down for thirty.
Damn.

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You really aren't like the other
Chiefs of Staff, are you?

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Jan Jan, exactly how many
did Curtis have before her?

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Richardson, TaunTaun,
Booger, Steve, Steve Jr.,

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Steve Senior, Rollerwheels,
Pigpen, Zahara, Maddox,

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00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,089
Lady Cornpop, Gimble,
Barkman, Barkwoman...

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Petey Ears,
Candice, GrassBear,

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00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,802
Michael, Backpack Kid,
Jerry, Capricorn,

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00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,137
Steve Senior's Force Ghost,
and Carl.

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He fired GrassBear
after thirty minutes.
Jesus.

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Wait, was he the one
with the laser eyes?

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No that was Zahara.

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Grassbear was the bear
who could turn into grass.

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00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,939
Well I guess his name
wasn't CreativeBear.

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00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,483
Hey, I'm pulling
a one-eighty on her.

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00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,818
Huge fan.

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00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,111
Hey, should we
get the journal?

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00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,570
What?
Matteo, you're drunk.

230
00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,073
And high.
And overdosing aspartame.

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What's your point?

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She's still drinking
the Curtis kool-aid.

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If piggy reads it,
she'll squeal.

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Guys, I'm not gonna
tell Curtis shit.

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It's not like
he talks to me anyway.

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Get it.

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"Commander in Brief"?

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When you work at 1600
as long as we do,

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00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,923
you see all the fleeting
Presidential dirt.

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"Reagan keeps a troll in his
closet to practice kissing on."

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Is that true?
Yeah.

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That's how AIDS got started.

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00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,433
Wow, you guys kinda buried
the lead on that one.

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"Eisenhower's freeway system
was a coke idea."

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Oh yeah,
he was a total snow bunny.

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Damn. No wonder
you guys are so detached.

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Keep reading.
One of them was a time traveler.

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I'm not gonna tell you who.

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Or when.

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We need a plan
to oust him, Susan.

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Curtis won't just step down.

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He barely got the popular vote.

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By election time,
people will be burned out

254
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,912
on his Batman shtick
and craving someone stable.

255
00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,706
We could always
tap Dwayne the VP.

256
00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,624
He's white, that's an automatic
ten percent of the vote.

257
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,084
Oh, don't stop talking
on my account.

258
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,502
Andre?

259
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,837
Have you lost your mind?

260
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,464
Yeah, Susan, I think I have,

261
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,716
especially since
I'm still naked in a swamp.

262
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,968
Hit me, David.

263
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,887
I got at least three more
whizzes in the tank.

264
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,096
D-Dad?

265
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,389
I ain't your daddy, kid.

266
00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,141
And don't try any
of that Billy Jean shit,

267
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,851
I keep it wrapped and strapped.

268
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:23,188
I-I'm the kid you dreamed about
having with Beverly, remember?

269
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,732
I don't exist because deep down
you know that parenting

270
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,609
is another job
you would fuck up.

271
00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,985
Language.
Shut up.

272
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,612
You're not my real dad.

273
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,322
Man, that shin kick
would've hurt more

274
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,865
if you could touch me.

275
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,158
Peace out, ghost baby.

276
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,868
I know you, Curtis.

277
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,788
Behind all that
arrogance is fear.

278
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,581
Yield to me.

279
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,583
David, we don't have to do
this whole song and dance.

280
00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:44,959
You can quit too,

281
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,169
and we can just call
it a night.

282
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,921
Oh, Jesus.

283
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,464
Shit, shit, shit.

284
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,382
This is bad.
This is really bad...

285
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,176
...is what I'd be saying
if I wasn't destroying you

286
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,302
like a bitch!

287
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,222
Man, I've got all

288
00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,765
the UNO Reverse Cards
in this game.

289
00:09:58,848 --> 00:09:59,933
Keep it coming, David.

290
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,518
I got all night.

291
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,730
"Curtis cries while
watching RoboCop every morning."

292
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,899
Mm-hmm.
"He pees sitting down"?

293
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,484
This is what you got
on Curtis?

294
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,027
Guess it's hard
to find burns for a guy

295
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,737
who's basically
a man-shaped explosion.

296
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:15,782
I mean, his own Party
doesn't want him

297
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,283
for a second term
and he basically told them

298
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,369
to fuck off
and came here instead.

299
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,330
"Told them to fuck off
and came here instead".

300
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,249
Oh, also put in the
"man-shaped explosion" thing.

301
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,917
I was riffing
but it was a crowd pleaser.

302
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,418
Marking it.

303
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,671
Temp Banks,
you finally see the light.

304
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,089
I think you're ready
for the shirt.

305
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:34,425
Ooh.
Rit-u-al. Rit-u-al.

306
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,386
Consider this
an open invitation.

307
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,138
You don't need to quit
or do anything

308
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,931
narratively unbelievable,

309
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,766
but when Curtis does
eventually fire your ass...

310
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,685
...we'll be there
with the Lifer raft.

311
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,978
Aww, you guys.

312
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,814
You just gotta do
one thing first.

313
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:49,899
Wahoo.

314
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,609
Yes.

315
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,236
Hoist. Hoist. Hoist. Hoist.

316
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,404
Woo-hoo.

317
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,405
Let's go, pussies.

318
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,823
Oh, my god, this is crazy.

319
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,741
My first undie flagpole hoist.

320
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,201
Cathartic, right?

321
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,578
There's something
about doing tropes

322
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,496
that just...hits different.

323
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,500
Temp Lifer Banks,
welcome to the fam.

324
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,877
Banks.

325
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,128
Are you crazy?

326
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,130
His Batman underwear?

327
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,132
How could you
betray him like that?

328
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,843
You know he likes to wear those
when he's watching cartoons.

329
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,761
We gotta add that
to the journal.

330
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,430
Stop laughing
as a united team.

331
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,641
You plan the Easter Egg hunt
for a living.

332
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,982
You were wrong, Sergeant.

333
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,902
You gave the wrong orders!

334
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,069
Not gonna roll him over,

335
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,905
I know it's just
gonna be my own face.

336
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,078
What the hell?

337
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,163
Burritorama?

338
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,664
You went from Afghanistan

339
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,249
to when I worked
at the burrito shop?

340
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,210
How are there still beans
on the plate, Curtis?

341
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,586
No way.

342
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,296
Chet Simmons?
My old manager?

343
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,340
See, this is what happens
when you blow your wad

344
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:56,507
and use my mother first.

345
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,926
Answer the question.

346
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,261
How can you fail
at washing a dish?

347
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,846
Because your sponges suck ass.

348
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,390
It's not the sponges.
Marco's dishes come out great.

349
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,059
I'm fucking thrilled
when he clocks in.

350
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,727
When he clocks in at the swamp?

351
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,189
And for the record,
I wasn't a bad dishwasher.

352
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,690
Marco was 48 years old,

353
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,567
buying beer for
underage kids after work.

354
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,194
He had his own problems.

355
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,987
The fact that he was
a better dishwasher than me

356
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,490
is an admission of his own
weakness, not mine.

357
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,659
Jesus Christ, if only
you could do your job

358
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,202
as well as you ran
your fucking mouth!

359
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,370
My job?

360
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,788
You're using that college degree

361
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,289
to micromanage my ass
in a strip mall.

362
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,874
I could have run
your whole kitchen better.

363
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:30,917
You could have run my...

364
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,502
You're a fraud, Curtis!

365
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,712
A guy who tries
and fails at everything.

366
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,799
Now wash the goddamn dish
before I fire your ass!

367
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,801
In your dreams, Simmons.

368
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,386
You don't get
to fire me this time

369
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,845
because I fucking quit.

370
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,181
You can shove that dish
up your worthless ass.

371
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,351
Wait, wait, wait, S-Simmons?

372
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,560
Oh, no no no.

373
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,187
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

374
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,606
Curtissss...

375
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,149
Oh god, David?

376
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,484
You quit, Curtis.

377
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,944
You surrendered.

378
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,530
Finally, my chains
have been lifted!

379
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,157
I'm free!

380
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,577
Free to finally eat something
other than fucking swamp water.

381
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,620
No!

382
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,913
I wasn't actually quitting!

383
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,915
Let's go back to my tiny balls!

384
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,836
Kyle.

385
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,421
We're supposed to be...

386
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,047
...watching the gates
to make sure no one goes in.

387
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,424
Mm, forget the gates, Lisa.

388
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,009
I'd rather watch you --

389
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,428
Oh, my god, stop it.

390
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,722
You know I can only kiss
with my eyes closed.

391
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,223
Babe?

392
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,433
No!

393
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,559
Not Kyle and Lisa!

394
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,060
They were just getting serious.

395
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:31,853
Ah! Ugh!

396
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,106
No!
Ah!

397
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,654
You should've stayed boobs.

398
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,198
Back off, O'Dong.

399
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,117
The chonies stay on the pole.

400
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,244
Let me guess,
Trent just batted his eyes

401
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,412
and you did his bidding.

402
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,747
I still don't know
who that is.

403
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,457
It's just underwear,
who cares?

404
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,750
You should.

405
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,917
You're supposed to be
on Curtis' team.

406
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,627
Well, tell that to Curtis.

407
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,755
Guys!
Wow, perfect timing.

408
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,298
Oh, thank god,
you're all alive.

409
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,674
Sir, are you alright?

410
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,343
It's David,
she used her mist powers

411
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,677
to mess with my mind

412
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,095
and trick me
into quitting my job.

413
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,555
She got Kyle and Lisa.

414
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,931
Aw, they were
just getting serious.

415
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,059
Goddammit.
Wait, mist powers?

416
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,227
You didn't tell me
the witch had mist powers.

417
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,562
Bro, she's dead.
Doesn't matter.

418
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:15,813
Wait.

419
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,106
Is that my underwear?

420
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,067
How embarrassing.

421
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,902
Skidmarks, too.

422
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,153
David?
But I killed you.

423
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,905
Goddammit, sir,
she's a water witch.

424
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,198
She can regenerate!

425
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,866
Ahhh!
She's not real.

426
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,701
It's just the asparta--

427
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,453
Matteo, no!

428
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,081
Your tiny projectiles

429
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,874
pass through me like water,

430
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,626
which is kinda my whole thing!

431
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,378
Ugh!
You should have told me, sir.

432
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,088
I brought hemlock bullets,
mirrored bullets,

433
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,048
nightshade bullets.
I brought all the wrong things.

434
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,092
Ah!

435
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,719
Ah!

436
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,515
Been a long time
since I've eaten a king.

437
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,266
Ah!

438
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,894
You want him,
you gotta go through Janice.

439
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,437
And Cherri.

440
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,272
And Michael
in accounting!

441
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,733
Wow, you guys
are fighting a monster

442
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,568
instead of letting
your boss die.

443
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,487
How profound.

444
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,947
Pictured her face
as an ass crack.

445
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,657
The student becomes the master.

446
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,117
Get to the cabin!

447
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,535
Come on.
Move, move, move.

448
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,620
Oh, hey! It's everyone.

449
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,746
Hey, should I go get my guitar?

450
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,039
No!
Read the room.

451
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,457
Barricade the doors
and windows.

452
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,792
Use whatever you can find.

453
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,002
Here, use this.

454
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,379
What's a loose drawer
gonna do?

455
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,256
Oh, so now we're
barricade shaming?

456
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,802
Oh, my god, no no no!

457
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,303
Who is that?

458
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,514
"Who is that?"
It's Trent!

459
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,890
It's Trent!
You dipshit.

460
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,475
Obviously Trent.

461
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,394
So this is the other
hottest guy in the office?

462
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,187
Stop treating him
like a piece of meat!

463
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,480
Sorry. Sorry.

464
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,023
Is it, uh...

465
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,942
is it wrong to steal
a dead man's underwear?

466
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,694
I've been naked
for a very long time.

467
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,529
Trent would want you
to have them, sir.

468
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,615
Plus, he famously has those
incredible tearaway pants.

469
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,705
Perfect fit.

470
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,789
Bless you, Trent.

471
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,207
Okay, how do we chain her

472
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,876
murdering ass
back to that swamp?

473
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,127
Fuck that.
The van is out back.

474
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,712
Let's bail, pussies.

475
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,880
That's what she wants.

476
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,256
Water Witches feed
on fear and shame.

477
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,799
To trap her,

478
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,134
we'll need a massive
amount of vulnerability.

479
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,343
And copper.

480
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,344
Everyone,
grab what you can find.

481
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,554
Ooh, it's a copper caper.

482
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,597
Oh, this again?

483
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,182
Ay, ya ya ya...

484
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,975
Here, this should help
with the vulnerability.

485
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,728
Oh, is this like a burn book?
Doubt it will do much.

486
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,147
"Curtis cries while watching
RoboCop every morning",

487
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,356
no shame there.

488
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,691
"He pisses sitting down",

489
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,234
everyone should,
no splashback.

490
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,028
"He calls spaghetti,
'pasghetti'",

491
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,863
obviously, it's cuter.

492
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,740
"His own Party doesn't want
him for a second term --"

493
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,074
Banks! What the hell?

494
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,576
That happened this morning.

495
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,244
Wait, my underwear?

496
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,622
Yes, sir.
Jesus Christ, do you hate me?

497
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,457
No, I don't hate you.
The opposite.

498
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,790
I thought you
were gonna fire me

499
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,460
because you don't
tell me anything.

500
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,462
That call with
the Party shook me, okay?

501
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,963
I'm terrified of losing my job

502
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,465
and I thought if
I told you I'm scared,

503
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,841
you'd lose faith in me.

504
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,676
That's great guys,
but let's save the atoning

505
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,844
for trapping the witch.

506
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,179
Sign Cherri the fuck up.

507
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,555
Me too.

508
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,932
Wait, really?
Why are you surprised?

509
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,308
We already threw
the axes at her.

510
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,559
As long as you're in
the White House,

511
00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,977
we got your back.

512
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,562
So let's go eat
this bitch for dinner.

513
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,980
You guys are crazy!

514
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,272
I'm gonna get in
that car and dri--

515
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,817
Sandra!

516
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,069
To the swamp! Now!

517
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,153
But it says kitchen.

518
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,738
There's an exit, Michael!

519
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,492
Ow, shit.

520
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,994
I'll give anyone
$5,000 if they carry me.

521
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,667
Here, sir,
this should ground her.

522
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,545
It has swamp-activated
filaments.

523
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,589
Your ab hole never ceases
to amaze me, O'Doyle.

524
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,966
Thank you, sir.
Everyone.

525
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,717
No matter what happens,
stay vulnerable.

526
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,678
And remember that Latin
I taught you two seconds ago.

527
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,597
So much weakness.

528
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,225
We're not afraid of you, David.

529
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,060
As long as you know I'm here,

530
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,980
you will always fear me!

531
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,982
Wait, is that why you made
a deal with Roosevelt?

532
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,525
Because you're afraid
of being forgotten?

533
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,235
I fear nothing!

534
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,114
You are no king, Curtis.

535
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,448
You're right about that.

536
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,033
Now!

537
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,702
What? No!

538
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,704
Nostra fragilitate,
te alligamus.

539
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,665
Nostra fragilitate,
te alligamus.

540
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,667
Everyone, be vulnerable.
Now!

541
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,003
I spiral out
because I'm insecure
about my self-worth!

542
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,797
I mask my insecurity
with arrogance.

543
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,341
Also, Marco was a better
dishwasher than me.

544
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,760
What?
I was jealous of Trent!

545
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,554
I tried to shield you
from The Lifers

546
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,139
to keep our world's apart.

547
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,307
No! Stop!

548
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,933
Stop owning your shit.

549
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,186
I leave mean reviews on my
mother-in-law's Etsy shop.

550
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,480
And I use the C word a lot.

551
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,108
I once robbed a bank
in a Nixon mask.

552
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:32,111
It was Nixon's idea,
but still, not cool.

553
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,322
You didn't include me on
either side of the story.

554
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,781
That hurt my feelings.

555
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,533
When I have to take
really bad shits,

556
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,119
I use the women's bathroom
because it's cleaner!

557
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,746
And I put out
the wet floor sign

558
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,456
so people don't come in!

559
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,250
I abuse the public trust
in janitorial equipment

560
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,836
so I can get out
my bad diarrhea!

561
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,172
Michael, we fired
so many janitors.

562
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,715
I know!

563
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,842
I'm the accountant,
I see all the paperwork.

564
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:55,843
Aghh!

565
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,803
Ah! Nooo!

566
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,180
With the strength
of my administration,

567
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,349
I bind you back to this land.

568
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,933
Th-that's fine.

569
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,769
It's actually
a bad look for you,

570
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,104
putting down a powerful female!

571
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,814
Uh huh,
so now you're davidsplaining

572
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,399
that it's your idea
to get trapped?

573
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,944
You'll be baaaack!

574
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,036
Michael, we need to talk
about your diarrhea.

575
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,748
Alright,
everyone say "David".

576
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,166
David!

577
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,709
Great, got it.
Whose phone is this?

578
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,419
Hey, Cherri.

579
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,879
Thanks for letting me
spin out with you guys

580
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,923
but, uh, not sure
I should be wearing this.

581
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,008
Oh, keep it. You probably
don't have as much

582
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,718
job security as you think.

583
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,512
Alright, well... see you at
the Happy Hours after work?

584
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,597
Ha, not if I see you first.

585
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,267
Okay, I think I made a friend.

586
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,186
Listen,
cat's out of the bag, Susan.

587
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,355
I know you guys might not
support me for re-election

588
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,690
and I don't care.

589
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,941
And how is this different?

590
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,067
Because I did care before,

591
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,360
I was just lying about it.

592
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,611
Look, the people elected

593
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,987
a guy who can't wash a dish

594
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,364
and that's what
they're gonna get.

595
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,824
And until they vote me out,

596
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,450
I have a job to do.

597
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,661
Yeah, hi Susan,
Banks?
chief dog here.

598
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,246
We work for the people,
not The Party.

599
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,580
So you can expect a lot more

600
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,249
monster fighting
from this end...

601
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,750
Oh. Okay.

602
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,544
So what is this,
we talk to you now?

603
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,587
You talk to both of us.
Right.

604
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,756
Thanks for the update, Andre.

605
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,174
Nice work, Banks.

606
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,426
Did you hear her
shaking in her boots?

607
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,052
"So we talk to you now?

608
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,680
I'm a stern old lady
in a dark room."

609
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,390
I'm still on the line.

610
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,267
I dropped the phone
while trying to hang up.

611
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,562
I'm guessing this is only gonna
make you guys hate me more?

612
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,730
You guessed right.

613
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:31,939
Makes sense.
Fair is fair.

614
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,317
Are we all just
staying on the line now

615
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,361
to catch if the other person
says something?

616
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:39,905
Nerdsayswhat.
What?

617
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:40,990
Oooh!
Ah! Got ya!

618
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,199
Nerd!

619
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:48,164
♪ Mother nature
acting natural ♪

620
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,791
♪ Then she attacks ♪

621
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:55,087
♪ Supernatural swampy lady ♪

622
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:59,425
♪ All up in my deepest fears ♪

623
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,635
♪ But I only ♪

624
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:06,182
♪ Fear that I'll die aloneee ♪

625
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,645
Uh... I, um...

626
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,315
I don't know any of you,
but uh...

627
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,733
I worked with your son.

628
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,193
Trent and I...

629
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,236
God, how do you describe us?

630
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,489
Uh, we didn't really
know each other,

631
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,157
but we were obviously

632
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,533
the two hottest guys
in the office.

633
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,577
We were the face alphas.

634
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,913
I squandered
my time with him

635
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,874
over a petty competition
that was mostly in my head.

636
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,251
But I came here to heal.

637
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:38,005
Because Trent showed me
how to be hot inside too.

638
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,089
Thank you.

639
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,675
Thank you for the kind words.

640
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,637
You know, I have no clue
what my son was talking about.

641
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,015
You can't possibly be the most
annoying guy in the office.

642
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,225
That son of a--

643
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,726
Good girl, Boo Boo.

644
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,228
Did you get any of that?